I’m Sorry, But What The Actual Fuck

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

All the cyberpunk in one post! I still have quite few more in the works but I wanted to put these ones up for now

!!!BNHA TRAITOR THEORY!!!

Spoilers of the latest chapters!!!

Ok everyone, sit down for a bit and listen to my lil theory. Sorry in advance if it’s confusing or there are some grammatical errors!!

SO I’ve been thinking recently which isn’t like me ahaha and the last chapter of mha has been bugging me since it got released. Obviously, there is something SCARY happening right now and I can tell that no one here is ready for the upcoming arc. BUT. I’M NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE ARC OH NO. It just reminded me of the person who’s behind it you know? And then I thought wait, there’s a character who has the same sort of vibe going on in ua too.

YOU SEE THIS GUY?? SEE THIS DOCTOR??

We all know who this guy reminds us of and I think we all collectively agree that it’s indeed him

I mean, look at that it’s literally him.

We don’t know anything about him, all we do know is that he created nomus, is apparently a quirk doctor and very small details. Does he have a family? A daughter maybe? A granddaughter maybe? Who’s as smart and well uh, as crazy?

If y’all are going to come after me for touching your best girl, just hear me out ok?

So. Hatsume Mei.

First of all, I’m kinda of surprised no one has been talking about this, at least I haven’t seen one ever.I just found a lot of similarities between them? The glasses, they’re both VERY VERY smart, and have this sort of maniac vibes around them? Idk I can’t explain it properly lol.

SECOND OF ALL. HER QUIRK???

Do you guys realize how convenient her quirk is? It is said that if she focuses, she can see as far as 5 kilometers. Not only that, she could probably see some documents about the 1A locations whenever, the schedule, the place, the quirks?? Everything.

THIRD OF ALL.

I think everyone forgets that Mei actually invents most of the hero course’s equipment. Imagine having equipment created by a traitor? Probably not something that would hurt them, they’ll probably help them until it’s convenient for mei herself. She could have put so many things in those things starting from trackers and ending to self-destruct equipment?? She can EASILY deliver the information to the league and to Daruma Ujiko the doctor? And what’s more, she has a great manipulative behavior, which is seen as someone who’s just trying to promote their inventions. Being manipulative is good for her, she could easily walk out of any problems, convince anyone and yes I say ANYONE.

Anyways, this is just a theory I thought of in a middle of the night on energy drinks, so if something is inaccurate pls tell me!! It makes sense to me a lot more honestly, or maybe it’s just a coping mechanism cuz I’m really REALLY scared of Denki being the traitor aha lol ok bYeEe.

VANOSS BE LIKE;

WAITING FOR DELIRIOUS TO PLAY WITH HIM.

text posts + boku no hero academia (again)

I get so sad every time someone says they couldn't get into TLT because they got lost so I MADE THIS. enjoy. Please let me know if Im missing anything or anything is wrong!

EDIT 3/15: UPDATED SOME INFORMATION IN THE BoE SLIDE

Link to all the artists' websites/blogs below!

Slide 2: ttbret on twitter

Slide 3: decemberiste on twitter

Slide 4: midnightcrows.tumblr.com

Slide 5: exmakina.tumblr.com

Slide 6: haveyoumetmythief.tumblr.com

Slide 8: BriarwickArt

Slide 9: fluffehwuffeh.tumblr.com

Slide 11: mothmanforreal.tumblr.com

Slide 12: ydteus.tumblr.com , sermna.tumblr.com

Slide 13: notedchampagne.tumblr.com, marceline2174.tumblr.com

Slide 14: lulafia.tumblr.com, by melli4uhbees on twitter

Slide 15: melli4uhbees on tumblr , reaandull on tumblr

Slide 16: starcanist on tumblr

Slide 17: cutetanuki-chan on tumblr

no language should be mocked other than french

Butcherine

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