When You Go To The Shoping With Your Brother And Your Friends. XD

text posts + boku no hero academia (again)

my heart is with the rugged butches, who don’t care to try embodying a dapper persona, baggy t-shirts and Hanes sports bras, basketball shorts and overgrown buzz cuts

my heart is with the trashy femmes, who wear the faux fur leopard print coat they scored at the thrift 4 years ago every day that it’s even remotely cool enough to pull off, the passenger seat of their beat up car filled with empty Red Bull cans and empty packs of newports.

my heart is with the butches who aren’t tough as nails, butches who cry at every sad movie, who love romcoms, who are afraid of a fight. The butches who protect their femmes by building them an armor of love and safety, who stand up for their fellow butches by being a calm force in a raging world. Praise be to their softness, their golden hearts so warm.

my heart is with the angry femmes, tired of being stomped on by men’s expectations of who they should want to spend their time and share their body with , femmes who are tired of being infantilized because they are beautiful and often underestimated. Praise be to the surety in their voices when they tell a man to get the fuck out of their way.

Praise be to the dykes, shaved heads, carabiners, bandannas, leather jackets. Praise be to the dykes, winged eyeliner, bright red dresses, bouncing curls, high-heeled boots, purple lipstick, rings on every finger.

my heart belongs to the femmes and the butches.

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

anyway part 1-4 memes here you go

Who would win in a fight Overhaul or Donald Duck

Choose wisely

Super hero au

(But with villains now because of Panda’s latest Minecraft video title)

Basically imagine the first episode of the flash where a bunch of people just ended up with powers that’s how they got their powers.

Heros

Marcel- can fly and has super strength. The flying is a bit uncontrolled and sometimes he’ll just start floating if his emotions get too extreme (joy, anger, Love etc). 

Scotty- telekinesis, enjoys making people think houses are haunted. That’s actually his job is running a year long haunted house. In situations where Marcel is floating without noticing Scotty will use his power to pull him back down. Throws things at Panda for fun to see how hard he can before Anthony notices.

Moo- Animal manipulation/communication, has like 100 animals at his house. People joke that he’s basically a Disney Princess (by people I mean Brian)(also I want him to be able to do that scene in Shrek 2 with the princesses fighting with animals), every animal is named a pun. Won’t usually directly attack people but if a bird poops on someone’s head who’s annoyed him you can’t prove it was his fault.

Panda- Super human strength (stronger then Marcel) and breakable skin, but not his clothes which is why he wears what he does. 90% of his heroics is just because he wandered in at the right time, sometimes when there’s actual villains to fight he can’t find where they are and almost always ends up lost.

Nogla- Animal morphing, his usual transformation is a dog but he enjoys other things as well. Hangs out at a park where he’s with Lui regularly. Sometimes he just hangs out at Brock’s house to be with other animals.

Wildcat- hulk type but turns into pig monster, has pretty good control during his transformation. Is roommates with Nogla and Panda which is why they’re usually teamed up. Went to school with Evan and they are pretty good friends still despite the whole crime thing.

Anti Heros

Delirious- water manipulation, pretty much a hero except he kills the really bad people and that’s against the ‘code’. Usually found with Cartoonz and Ohm, is friends with Evan but doesn’t know his identity. 

Cartoonz- demon physiology, when he uses his powers he looks like a demon and so a bunch of people are terrified of him. That and the fact that Delirious is an anti hero, is why he’s an anti hero. Is actually really sweet but will tab a bitch to protect his friends.

Ohm- Electronic manipulation, can mess with electronics, turn them on/off, blow a power grid. It can be tied to his emotions (you know when people say a kiss short circuited their brain, kisses do that to whatever appliances are around Ohm), is the closest to being an actual hero out of their trio (because he doesn’t kill but he doesn’t disapprove of it either), loves going to Brock’s house to see his pets.

Smii7y- clairvoyance, his eyes actually changed which is why he wears the 3d glasses. He acts as a robin hood type person and steals from the rich and corrupted. Would be considered a hero except he does not participate in heroics unless he sees a reason to, also he steals but most people over look that. Will only work with people if John does too.

Kryoz- weather manipulation. Makes giant storm clouds and jokes that it’s smoke from his vape (sometimes it is). Being a hero is boring to him so he really only does it with Smii7y, is one of those heros who just appear and sasses people. (ex. person getting mugged, John appears and asks why the mugger is being so loud and that it’s annoying and then uses power if mugger doesn’t stop)

Depends on their mood and who they’re with

Terroriser- teleportation, can go to either a place he’s been before or if it’s someone he’s close to he can always get to them, he can take up to six people at a time. If he’s with Brock or any of the heros and tragedy strikes he will assist in saving people and helping out in general. If he’s with Evan he’ll probably participate in whatever scheme he’s planning sometimes he’ll plan them for Evan. Regularly crashes at other people’s homes.

Villains

Vanoss- fire manipulation, When asked why he does the things that he does the answer is always “I was bored”. He tried to be a hero he did but he was bored and restless and people felt his powers were too destructive and that he didn’t have enough control (when he got excited his powers were out of control). So he decided to be a villain instead. Is borderline antihero sometimes when the occasion calls for it but will usually burn down a building or two after doing any heroics. Actually is super creative with his crimes and explosions (people rarely get hurt from them and sometimes he even saves people but no one ever sees it or believe the people he saves, there’s a club dedicated to trying to catch him saving people on camera).

Lui- shapeshifter who got bored of having no real competition and just retired, no one knows where he went except Nogla. When he left he told Nogla he was disappearing forever but was at the park like two days later. 

There are actual evil villains but I don’t have the heart to make any of the boys that.

hi i’ve been watching a LOT of gravity falls lately

Compilation

two easy steps to get a boyfriend by kirishima eijirou:

say it's for a bro bond

#pwned you got em boys

diamond is unbreakable episode 1