It's The Start Of Tech Week Today And Of Course I:

i will NOT chase a ball if you throw it for me.

I will NOT chase a ball if you throw it for me.

I will NOT chase a ball if you throw it for me.

I am CHASING the ball.

sighs. why do i have to think and function and be a member of society when i could just WOOF WOOF GRR WOOFBARK BARK BARK WUFF WOOF ARF BARK WOOF BARK BARK W

Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back. Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back. Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back. Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back. Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back. Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back. Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back. Why is Whit hiding his arm behind his back.

Genuinely, I need Whit dissected under a fucking microscope

He makes me so ANGRY, i need to know everything about him immediately. What are you hiding. What are your secrets. Why are you so fucking SUSPICIOUS???

I'm chewing on him like a dog toy

unhinged david is not attractive unhinged david is not attractive unhinged david is not attractive unhinged david is not attractive unhinged david is not attractive unhinged david is not attractive unhinged david is not attractive unhinged david is not attractive unhinged david is not attractive unhinged david is not attractive unhinged david is not

I am so serious - if you have experienced a 2010 queerbait, and have a hint of game knowledge, go see the fucking Minecraft movie. Its not subtle. There's a bit every 5 minutes.

I sat in that theater- jaw SLACK watching what may be the most perfect casual not confirmed bit of old man yaoi cinema in casual movie viewing of the year. It will not be topped. This movie doesn't exist without them.

Was the movie good? No. But I had the best fucking time.

that one person that makes your tail go THUMP THUMP THUMP on the floor when you see them <3

me at the pet store: oh yeah no this is totally for my dog i pinky promise i am definitely not going to immediately attack the squeak toy when i get the chance honest i wouldn't lie to u

*sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*

vibe check passed.

went to good dog island, and YOU were there!!!!!!!!