The Gimmick Blogs Are Like Tumblr’s Rogue Gallery. Yes We’ve Got Some Heroes, Yes We’ve Got Some

Napstablook is autistic. He literally dissociates when you lay down on the carpet with him. He hyper-fixates on music. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if Mettaton has some form of neurodivergence. He doesn’t like to hang out with people because he doesn’t understand them

NAPSTA BLOOK IS AUTISTIC AND I WILL GO TO MY GRAVE WITH THIS

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

U know who should be the real villain of spiderverse???

The guy who has to clean all the spider webs.

The whole city is covered with them, the subways, the cars, the tall ass skyscrapers. It's every fucking where and the cleaner is tired.

It's time for his villain arc.

neurodivergent and queer people how are we feeling?

i thought of this at 3am and its canon now

throwing my gabi into the fray. the cooler o'hara

oooooo, I’ve never read that fic of yours that you just posted a link to. soooo good! now I’m thinking about the brothers flipping off michael (literally and figuratively) in a letter/picture back to him and michael just sat there pouting like a child being told ‘no’ for the first time.

*mwah* you’re the best

Continuation of this, Michael design borrowed from @stulili 

tw: swearing, poly MC

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"Okay~ Everyone's in!" Asmo positioned his phone and set the timer for the photo.

"Oi, middle fingers up!" Mammon elbowed Belphie.

"They're up!" He groggily responded as Asmo rushed to lay in front of the group and add his own middle fingers to the mix.

"Say, Fuck you, Michael." Lucifer said as the timer clicked.

"Fuck you, Michael!" The group resounded. After the click, Asmo rushed back over to the phone to catch the polaroid it spit out.

"MC, did you write the letter yet?" Beel hovered near you.

"Not yet. Any ideas?" You moved to a nearby table and the brothers all crowded around you.

"Tell him to fuck himself." Belphie mumbled.

"He's a rat bastard and we hate 'im!" Mammon chimed in.

"Oh, let's send him a copy of: I Never Wanted To Go To Heaven Anyway So God Really Just Needs To Fuck Off." Levi pulled the manga out of nowhere.

"Don’t forget to decline the offer.” Satan tapped at the page. 

“Calm down, I’ll get there...” You began to write on the page.

Michael,

While I appreciate the offer, I have to decline. Perhaps your invitation would have seemed more sincere had you given it to me in person. On behalf of my boyfriends, seven brothers I think you’re quite familiar with, fuck you.

I have everything I could ever want here in the Devildom. Give my regards to Simeon and Luke, I hope they visit soon.

MC

Michael’s face while reading:

The delusions won. Some peter b symbiote thoughts

barbie dreamhouse baba yaga hut!!!!!