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What kind of candy do you like?

IM ALIVE

Anyway reviving this tumblr I'm so sorry for not answering this would have been ages ago :/

I really like Allens spearmint leaves. If you havent had them its like eating a mint leaf but gummy. They dont taste that good but its part of my childhood so nostalgia makes them delicious.

*banging pots and pans together* HERMITCRAFT ENJOYERS COME REBLOG THIS IT TOOK THIRTEEN AND A HALF GODDAMN HOURS I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR BACKGROUND ARTISTS

matpat just made a hermitcraft theory

i am begging everyone that cares about hermitcraft not to click or watch it. He’s only making it for fans to hatewatch so people continue to talk about game theory and him. Please don’t watch or dislike this video, let it gain no attention what so ever. If you’re curious, here’s a summary of the theory:

“Jeff the Minion wants revenge after the events of the fan made videos made by Th3Pooka so he influenced EX in OTHER videos made by Th3Pooka and now EX is back in Hermitcraft but he’s actually under the control of Jeff the Minion with the end goal of wresting control of the server from the other hermits through Capitalism™️, and he’s also looking for suitable vessels for Jeff to take over (Beef, Jevin and Wels were mentioned as candidates), but Jeff’s eventual goal is to destroy the Hermitcraft server and the Hermits in revenge, along with his secondary goal of ESCAPING THE INTERNET and as is implied, TAKING OVER MATPAT’S BRAIN IN AN EFFORT TO DO SO”

so yeah! it’s exactly as awful as you think. Please DO NOT interact with it!!!! Any publicity is good publicity!!! Ignoring it is the best option!!!

fuck you matpat. credit my friend

everyones asleep. post the zedaph edit.

That moment when you look through your old art and find some of your old OCs and now your finishing an old comic of theirs.

Anyway I forgot how wacky my old style is, trying to recreate the colouring is a nightmare.

Inktober Day 6: Spirit

I was doodling in music and decided I liked it enough to post so here he is.

The Jhost with the Most

You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?

so uh. Watchers amirite.

I’m not the best person to explain it. From what I know its a concept created in the Evo series. Watchers represent the viewers, and gave the players on the server challenges. 

There’s a lot of headcannons and stuff about watchers, but the main one is Grian is a watcher. Since when he left Evo its implied he joined the watchers. A lot of amazing fanfiction has been made about them though so if it sounds interesting I recommend checking that out. 

(tags say: #i don’t know what a watcher is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask #<- same except i’m not a coward #wtf is watcher #grian)

Day 3 of Inktober: Vessel.

Never drawn Watcher Grian before but vessel seemed like a good prompt for him.

Day 5: Raven.

I didn’t have that many ideas so this isn’t really raven themed, I just wanted to give Pearl some cool wings :)

Inktober is going to be put on hold for a bit since school is starting again, but once I get time I’ll try and do the rest of the prompts. 

Reblog if you want to bonk you followers with the Valid stick(TM)

Day 4 of Inktober: Knot

Its not specificaly a knot but I’m saying it counts because I drew a rope.

Oh god. I was talking to my mum about Inktober (leaving out that I was doing fanart) and she asked to see it. So I showed her one of False.

Anyway she wants to print and frame it but I dont have the heart to tell her its fanart of Hermitcraft. 

Day 3 of Inktober: Vessel.

Never drawn Watcher Grian before but vessel seemed like a good prompt for him.

Inktober day 2! Suits!

Just some Mumbo and Stress doodles I coloured :)

Inktober but I’m a day late. Day 1, Crystal.

I was going to do a drawing of Impulse but it would have taken a lot longer and I’m already behind. Its also not in ink but oh well. I wanted to draw some cool crystals.

based on this post by @mayflowers07 

Wels possesing a suit of armour gave me Mimikyu vibes so here he is.

Xornoth if you will. 

I put the line art under the cut thing. It destroyed my hand but it definitely looks cool.

Trying to get a job but the application website got taken down so now I don’t know if they’ve seen it or not.

In other news time to go roller skating in the rain because why not

I would die for her

Serious question for my hermitcraft enthusiasts

When a redstoner is explaining their machine, do you actually know what they’re talking about or do you just live blissfully unaware?

A quick sketch of Xornoth. I don’t know if I’ll finish it or not yet but I’m vibing with the design. 

Werewolf Ren but he turns into a bull terrier

Man.

Transcript: “My pronouns are he, not him, cause I’ll never be him.” 

I'm not...exactly saying I'm surprised by the fact that there's a large group of dudes in a circle of crooked cobblestone wizard towers bumbling around and saying nothing but "AHA!" to each other for what must have been more than an hour on end? I'm just saying that I thought it would take a tiny bit longer than episode 1 for things to get to that point -

Gender is stored in the Joe Hills

Guess who’s got, uh art bad syndrome.

Basically everything I’ve drawn recently does not look good so I’m going to take a break. Sometihng about Maidaph destroyed my ability to draw so thats fun.

If "most deserved win" was in the dictionary, this would be the picture! Happy MCC domination to Grian, I am so incredibly happy for him

I’d say I’m sorry but I’m not. 

Geniuenly considering spending time to create some really good Maidaph art. At the same time though, I could spend my time doing anything else.

My brain says to do something productive, but my heart wants Maidaph </3