Shout Out To The ‘It’s Probably Not Aliens’ Podcast

Okay, hot-shot. Expect to hear from my people.

I've just been informed that it is now the year of the snake. It's your time, buddy.

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

chat why are we like this.

Do you guys have teeth, or are you normal?

Snake Eyes is so extra for this. Like, is he trying to show off how intimidating he can be in front of Duke, or what?

And this???

BLIND PRINCE READERS WHERE YALL AT

might just start posting I need the fandom to migrate to tumblr 💔

Also, just went into the video description to see what's going on in there, and it's only tagged with G.I. JOE, SnakeEyes, and Hasbro, which is really funny to me for some reason. Like -- yes, here is our Hasbro, GI Joe franchise show that is explicitly about Snake Eyes and Snake Eyes only. None of those other characters. How did the marketing department ever think Duke was the main character of this show? Why is he on the front of all the promotional material? Snake Eyes has the best, most clear-cut roll in the intro out of all the main characters, is in the vast majority of thumbnails for the episodes uploaded to YouTube, and is the only character tagged in the livestream description. Maybe I think about this too much, but I am so sure that I am right, and the evidence is piling up. lol.

I see this little guy pop up on my YouTube homepage (or whatever it's called), and it just fills me with such profound joy. Why does it exist? Who knows? Who are these thirty-nine people just randomly watching a full season livestream of an obscure Hasbro cartoon from 2011? Yet again, who knows? But they give me hope nonetheless. Hope that love triumphs over show cancellation, that childhood can be revisited no matter how long ago it was, and that if you build it they will come. Happy holidays, everybody.