From Anon: How Would Mercs Make Up For Argument With S/o?

Ok behold my first ask... a sequel to the sniper x masc rookie reader thats a bit more romantic if you dont mind. Also perhaps even art for it or just a drawing of sniper :>

Hunting for sunset

◇ TF2 Sniper x Masculine Reader [romantic]

Art by me♡°•

You worked for RED Team for over a year now, and you were doing a great job! Your skills were useful in battle agains robots, but today you fought agains BLU.

It was hard for you at first, seeing clones of people that you live with was confusing but you adapted quickly. You stood next to the Medic, protecting him from BLU Spy, who was eager to get revenge on him. You noticed BLU Heavy charging at you, you preprepared your weapon, ready to fight, until you noticed red dot on Heavy's fourhead and soon- BAM. BLU Heavy was shoot right in the head. You knew exactly who to thank for that.

"Thanks mate!" You shouted at Sniper. He waved at you, before changing his position. Today Sniper was going great! Enemy team couldn't even cross the bridge because they all have been shot down by him, but it was hard for your team to get in and grab their intelligence.

After couple of minutes you noticed Scout runing out with the intelligence on his back. You wanted to cheer for him when he shouted.

"They have übercharge!"

This is when from behind the corner BLU Solider run out and shoot Scout with two rockets. He looked at you and Medic smiling and laughing ready to strike. Both of you ran inside, waiting for über effect to end. You noticed BLU Medic fleeing but no Solider in sight, you thought he run into the sewers instead of runing after you, but BLU Solider had much deferent plans, he rocket jump into Sniper's nest. You heard him screaming in surprise, and without a thought you run as fast as you can to help him.

Meanwhile Sniper and Solider were fighting with their melee weapons. Looks like Solider was out of the ammunition for his rocket launcher but he was still eager to fight, trying to hit his opponent with a shovel. Sniper dodged his attacks as much as he could, but it was hard for him since Solider manage to break his leg. Soon Sniper fell on the ground as Solider pined him down with his boot.

"Not so brave when you are close to your enemy are you? Now hear this camper, you are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!!" On these words Solider swing his shovel above his head, Sniper closed his eyes, ready to respawn any second when he felt pressure coming off of him.

You grabed BLU Solider by his uniform and throwed him against the wall.

"Keep that shovel in the dirt private!" You shouted.

"You will regret that Maggot! AHHHHHH!!!!"

You and Solider started a fight. You were punching him with your fists, and pining him to the wall. Sniper watched it all laying down in the corner. Soon Solider manage to pin you to the floor.

"I joined this team just to kill maggots LIKE YOU!" He shouted. You started to choke when you heard familiar sound in front of you.

BEEP BEEP

"I wish you... a nice...FLIGHT!" You kicked Solider with you legs right into his chest pushing him through the doorfarme into another room.

"Ha! You need to try ha-" unfortunately he didn't finish his insult, because level two secntry in another room shoot him in seconds. You stood up, beaten up but feeling alright. You looked at Sniper and you run up to him.

"Are you alright?" You asked.

"I'm fine mate. Just bleedin' on the floor" he said while trying to stand up, but he hissed from the amount of pain he felt.

"Don't move. I will help you"

"How are you-"

This is when Sniper stoped talking as you gently picked him up. You were holding him close to your chest while walking to the respawn room.

"Am I even weigh anything to you?" He asked while holding his hand over his red cheek.

"Not really. It's like holding a cute puppy"

"Cute?" He asked.

"Uh. I mean um- you- well. You just reminde me of one! That's all!" You answered in panick as your face started to get warmer from the embarrassment. Soon you both get to the respawn room. Sliding garage doors opened, from where Demoman and Scout walked out. Both of them were staring at you two, then Demo looked at corpse of Solider in the other room.

"Ay, what did we miss?" demo asked. In the meantime Scout was giggling for some reason while looking at Sniper that was looking back at him angry and embarrassed.

"Oh ho ho! So you did it then?" Scout rased his eyebrow at you two. You didn't really know what he means. This is when Sniper answered.

"No Scout. I didn't." he said it almost hissing at him.

"Did what?" You asked

"Rookie I don't know if ya noticed but I'm bleadin' in the middle of the corridor so if ya could."

"Oh right right!" You ran inside and put him next to the supply cabinet. He took bandages out of it and started to heal his leg.

"Thanks mate"

"No problem! So, what is it you wanted to do?"

"I...uh." his face got red again as he was trying to say something but he couldn't.

"Hey if you don't want to say it you don't have to. It's okey" You gently smiled at him.

"Mate I-"

VICTORY

You heard administrator voice through megaphone and croud of people cheering. Looks like your team manage to secure the enemy intelligence.

"What is it you wanted to say again?"

"I... oh it's not important. Oi wanted to ask if ya want to shoot them from the distance with me but looks like we missed that chance."

"It's alright. We can try next time. Now, come on, I hear them dancing conga already"

After another great victory you all drove back to your main base. All of you sat in common room cheering and drinking.

"Ohhhh yea! We did it! Have you seen their faces when Medic used his über on me? Ha!" Scout bragged.

"Of course we did. We also zaw you gettin' blown up by BLU Demoman's stickys while you were laughing at their Scout's corpse" Spy commented while taking a sip of his drink.

Everyone laughed while Scout was trying to deny it, saying he just didn't saw them.

"Ay but have ya seen what newbie did? They manage to fist fight BLU Solider and thay won!"

"Zat is impressive" Medic complement you.

"HA! I knew he wasn't a true American! I wouldn't lost against you" Solider shouted.

"I think there is a hight chase of you losing partner. Ya have the same strength as him" said Engi while putting his hand over Solider's shoulder. On those words Solider punched the table with his fist.

"That is a lie! I bet I could win with you right now! I will prove you I'm no weak maggot!"

"Wow wow! Maybe don't fight like that. How about hand wrestling?" Engi proposed.

"Alright then! We shall wrestle on hands!" Excited, Solider put his hand on the table "Bring it on cupcake"

You happly stood up to the challenge, you rolled up your sleeves revealing you stong muscles, not noticing Sniper almost choking on his drink. The war has begun. You and Solider hold your hands in the middle at the same time, Scout commented, Demoman cheered, Pyro happly clapped their hands, Medic started taking notes, Heavy observed in silence, Engineer was the judge, Spy watched while smoking his cigarette and Sniper? He watched, quietly cheering for you.

This batter was hard but after some time Solider's hand started to go down and three,two, one AND YOU WON!

"HAHAHA! I WON 10 BUCKS!" Demo cheered while grabing 10 dolars from Spy.

"Good job mate!" Sniper shook your shoulder and you put your hand against his while celebrating.

Party continued, you were talking with Spy when you noticed that Sniper was nowhere around. You wanted to look for him when Pyro walked up to you.

"Oh hello Pyro! What can I do for you?" You asked. On these words Pyro gave you small letter.

"Hudda hudd mmmhm! Mhmmm mm! Hudda hu mmm!" You couldn't understand everything but the words you could make out was that it was from Sniper. You opened and read it. He was asking you to meet up at wheat field nearby. You excused Spy and thanked Pyro for the letter, wondering why he didn't ask you out in person.

After some time you noticed him. Tall man with his hat on, looking at the sunset. He turned his head and smiled when he noticed you.

"Glad to see ya actually came"

"You weren't sure if Pyro will deliver letter without setting in on fire?" You joked, while standing right next to him.

"A bit. But they were the only person oi could trust with this letter. They didn't ask too many questions"

You both look at the sun that was setting behind the horizon, before he took his hat off.

"Rookie, there is somethin, oi need to tell ya. And it's somethin' stupid and probably insane"

"Whatever you'll say it will be nothing compared to what Solider says on the daily basis" you giggled. This is when you noticed his cheeks are getting red as he nervously twists his hat.

"Listen. We know each other for some time now and I'm enjoyin' your company. Compered to the others ya make me feel... I can't even say how but ...ya just make me feel more than just happy"

He paused before speaking again.

"Listen rookie, what I'm tryin' to say is that...I like you. No. I love you. In the way that you think. Because I...love ya"

You looked at him for a moment, as you both stood in silence. He...loves you?

"See? Shit I knew it was insane. I swear I'll kill Scout for encurin' me to do this I-"

"I love you too." You answerd. He looked at you shocked.

"What?"

You walked up to him, smiling slightly.

"I...love you too" you took hat from his hands and put it back on his head "Was it the muscle or my charm?"

On those words Sniper's face got red as he pushed you, making you fall. You chukled while looking up at him, shining bright in the beems of setting sun. He fixed his hat and looked at you, laying on the ground.

"Let's say...both." Sniper answered while fixing his hat. You catched his hand and pulled him close to yourself and kissed his cheek. You looked at each other before both of you stared to laugh again. You stood up with him, looking into his eyes that were hiding behind orange glasses. Even without words, both of you could understand each other. He put hand over your cheek, as you smiled and rubbed his hand.

"So? What now?" You asked.

"Now, let's enjoy this moment..." he sat down patting space next to him. You sat next to him, leaning over his shoulder while you both looked at setting sun, you felt cold slow wind that was moving the wheat, making it look like a golden ocean and you couldn't help but smile as you hold his hand.

Meanwhile Scout and Pyro were cheering in the background, as Engineer was smiling and cheering for both of you, Medic was taking photos, Demoman (drunk) cried with joy, Solider saluted, Heavy smiled and nodded and Spy shruged his shoulders wishpering.

"Finally."

[Hope you enjoyed it! Can't wait to write your other requests! I'm having so much fun writing them! @zeldot ]

Mind and body.

◇ warning: mentions of decapitation, blood and trauma.

◇ TF2 BLU Spy mini-story

BLU Spy sat in his room, slowly moving his arms up and down. It's been a while since he felt them. Yesterday, Medic sewed his head back to his body. Spy was terrified of Medic during the prossigure. Even if he was wearing BLU, he still looked like a man who cut his head off, held him captive, tortured, and experimented on him! Luckily, Engineer was with him, helping and telling him he's safe now. He would finally have his body back.

He thought that maybe this would make him feel better... but ...he only felt worse. Spy couldn't walk for a couple of hours. He could only move his face. Fortunately, he finally moved his legs, soon arms. After a couple of hours, he was finally able to move, but as he stood up, he immediately fell. Medic suggested he should get a wheelchair, but Spy refused. He didn't want his teammates to see him like this. Weak. Pathetic. Engi manages to convince him that he will help him take him to his room. Both of them walked down the hall as Spy made slow steps. It felt...wierd to feel his limbs moving at his command, to know that now he can go wherever he wants. He was finally free. Engi helped Spy lay down on his bed, then he walked out, leaving him alone. Spy closed his eyes and quickly fell asleep.

Buzzing sound made him open his eyes. Suddenly he felt cold...he looked around, realising he couldn't move his limbs again. He called out for the engineer but stiped she he heard a voice. That voice... Soon, someone opened the door. This is when he realized he was back in the fridge, again as nothing more than talking head, and now he was looking at RED Medic himself. He reached his hands; covered in blood...his blood.

"Ah, you finally woke up! Were you dreaming? Now. Let's go... it's time for another experiment."

RED Medics laughed echoed around BLU Spy as he was trying to back away from his arm, that squized his neck. He tried to fight back, scream, say something, but he couldn't. He couldn't...

"NO! Stay AWAY!" Spy screamed. He was sweating, and breathing fast, panicking. It took him some time to realise he wasn't in the fridge. He wasn't in the laboratory. There was no RED Medic around. He was safe, safe in his room, in his bed. He put his shaking hand over his neck and moved his fingers over the scar. After that he couldn't sleep. He was constantly trying to stay awake, just to be sure this wasn't a dream. That if he'll wake up again, this time he will be back in that fridge for real, and this all...this all is just a bitter sweet dream...

The next day, he was finally able to walk on his own. Unfortunately, he was clumsy and bumped into various objects along the way, almost falling down the stairs. He also lost his reflex. It wasn't common for him to drop something on the floor or not catch anything thrown in his way. His teammates couldn't help but laugh when he wasn't able to finish simple tasks. Scout had the most fun, making a lot of "head" jokes. Of course, he never said them around Spy. He was a bastard but he knew where the limits were. He even helped Spy a couple of times when no one was looking, and when Spy was asking him why he was going that he always found himself an excuse.

"I'm just helpin' you because it's just pathetic to watch"

Or

"I'm bored alright?"

But others weren't so kind. BLU Demo throw things at Spy, who wasn't able to catch them as quickly as he used to. BLU Pyro didn't really understand why Spy is distant, so once she brought RED Medics dead head to him. Spy walked away from him as fast as possible, leaving Pyro confused. Solider tried to take him outside and make him do some activities, but Spy was still too weak, so he was getting tried fast, so he left unnoticed using his cloak. Sniper didn't really care if he came back or not, but he wasn't cruel to him and didn't make fun of him like Demo did.

Spy wasn't the same after that experience. His limbs felt heavy, almost annoying to use. He was getting more and more furious when he couldn't finish simple tasks like holding his knife. He tried to use it, spin it once or twice, but he cut himself each time he tried. Of course, he was healing his injuries by himself. He was still too afraid to even speak to his Medic...

He thought a lot about it. Each time he went to bed, he prayed he would wake up here and not there. Not in that fridge, not with that crazy man. He touched his neck and felt the stitches holding him together. He felt scars that even Medics' medigun couldn't heal. They stayed this way, and each time he looked in the mirror, he saw a constant reminder of the mistake that had led him to this...

[Some BLU Spy angst Idea based on post by @paranoidginger thank youfor the inspiration!💀🌌]

Is it possible for a spy x reader, your fanfic righting is on another level and I love it.

-Anon ✨️

[Yooo! Thank you so much! I'm really glad you enjoy my writing! 💀💙]

Ma petite fleur

◇ TF2 Spy x Reader [romantic]

◇ there is part 2 to this

"You finally arrived"

It was cold dark night, moon was missing from the sky leaving only stars to shine. You walked down the street, holding briefcase in you hand. You're one of the Mann.co workers after all. You were hired as one of Saxton Hale's assistant (of course you are his left hand because Mr.Bidwell is his right hand). You sign contracts for him, organise teams weapons, you're making sure that mercenaries he hired were doing their job. Your talent started to show quickly, you're a tough person, especialy when it came to negotiations, you were coming up with great ideas and help Miss Pauling with the documents. You even met mercenaries in person, surprisingly they didn't kill you. It looks like they noticed how well you're doing your job since you got an invitation for special business party. You finally arrived at address given to you in the letter. You entered the building, but you didn't hear anyone. This place was suspiciously quiet...too quiet. This is when you heard doors locking behind you. You tried to opend them but nothing worked. Then small light in the room turned on. In the middle you noticed a table with two chairs, plates and candles, that were lighten by tall figure in business suit.

When you go closer you recognized that mask...that accent...

"Spy?" You asked.

"Yes. You met me before didn't you?"

"Yea I did. Why are you here? Is this a trap?"

"Yes. And no. I'm here to just simply invite you for a dinner"

This is when you noticed food laying on table, along with bottle of wine.

"Huh. What's the occasion?"

"The letter I send you was half true. It's a lie that it was suppose to be a patry, but it's ture that it's about business, so let's start shall we?" He gently pointed at your chair, you sat down, still a bit suspicious over him as he sat on the other side of the table, pouring wine into his glass.

"So. What exactly do you want?" you asked.

"Going straight to the point I see. Well, I wanted to ask you for a small favour" he spoke before taking a sip.

"I want new weapons designed specifically for me."

"New weapons? You know you can ask Miss Pauling for it-"

"I'm aware but I wanted to ask you. You....intrigued me" he paused

Then he looked at you and coughed.

"Let's talk about my proposition. I want new weapons with shipment to our base, and I want you to keep this in secret. I don't want others to know about it."

"But what's in it for me?" You asked. Spy stood up and walked over to you. He leaned down to your level and spoke, in low quiet voice.

"Whatever you desire petite fleur~"

On those words you felt wierd tingle in your spine. This is when he gently picked up your hand.

"I can give you whatever desire. If you have enemies I can get rid of them for you...If you want I can get you any jewellery you want, from shiny diamonds to dark and bloody ruby... Any secrets documents? They will be all yours by tomorrow" Spy smiled while leaning down closer to you lips. You blinked and giggled.

"Flirty much? I didn't expect you to go for a kiss so soon. It's our first date after all" You said. Spy stood up a bit shocked and flustered.

"It is not a date" he answered.

You smiled and rased your eyebrow.

"Flowers, candles, table for two. Don't tell me this isn't giving you this vibe" Spy sighed and layed his eyes on you.

"If you put it like that, than yes, it does sound like a date. And yet I still want to hear your answer, since I don't hear any demur from you, can I finally know what is it that you desire to get in return?"

"I want you to stay here with me a bit longer. For a mercenarie, you're quite nice to talk to"

Spy rased his eyebrow and chuckled before coming back to his seat.

"Clever. It seems rather...simple, if this is what you desire than I shall aggre on this deal"

"Great!" you shook his hand.

"I must say, you are much more clever than I thought" Spy commented.

"I'm full of secrets"

Spy smirked as both of you stared to talk.

Time went by but none of you were bothered by it. You and Spy had a lot of things to talk about, from gossiping about people you both work with to hats and weapons. It was...nice. Somehow you felt like you can trust him. You noticed he started to slowly flirt with you, and you couldn't help but blush at every word he was saying. Nobody said such nice things about you. This is when you looked at clock on the wall.

"Oh crap. It's really late, I need to go" you stood up and walked up to Spy.

"It was a pleasure doing business with you, and thank you for a nice dinner" you reached out for a handshake. Spy caught your hand but instead of shaking it he gently hold it, leaned in and kiss it.

"Bonne nuit ma fleur...(Good night my flower)"

"Good- night... Spy"

You couldn't help but blush as you looked down at his smug face. This is when you felt something in you hand. It was rolled peace of paper. You opened it and read what was written inside.

"Next week at Teufort's Garden, same day, same time."

"Sure. Thank you-" but when you looked up he was already gone. You smiled and walked out of the budling thinking about this gentle mysterious man, and what hat you should put on, on your second date...

Part 2 - Ma petite fleur: Garden

[There you go! Sorry if this took so long, I was a bit busy. I'm glad you like my writing! I hope you'll like my future work 💀]

Last request, and pls dont feel obligated to do all of these i just like spamming ya: Medic listening to scout ramble while medic is performing surgery on him?

[It's alr! I love writing stories for you! I'm always interested in your ideas and requests so ask away!💀✨️]

Not so fast surgery

◇ TF2 Medic and Scout [platonic]

◇ mentions of gore and blood

Scout walked down the hall, heading straight for the Medic's lab. Today was the day that every mercenary passed their check ups. Sure enough, Scout sat down on the table when Medic entered.

"Ah! Zhere you are! You seem to be ready"

"Ya bet doc! I assure you, this will be quick"

"Yes yes, you said it last time"

"Hey! It wasn't my fault! I didn't know that i had metal pipe as my hip instead of a bone!"

"Ja ja. I'm sureeee you didn't. Just sit still for me please"

When Medic started examining him, Scout obviously didn't listen. He kicked his legs, moved left and right, turned around and was easily distracted by everything. Later, Scout lay flat on the table and talked as Medic gently pressed on his chest.

" ...-and this i when I told himm, 'nu-uh I won't do that' and he's like 'whaaaa' and I- ow!!"

Medic, noticing Scout's reaction, pressed the same spot again.

"Hey! Watch it doc! It hurts!"

"It does?" Medic asked. "Well this isn't suppose to hurt"

Medic put his medigun over Scout.

"You know the drill. It won't hurt that much"

"Ah come on doc- I'm fine, really!" Scout stood up. "See I'm fine-"

At that moment, the Medic pushed him in that place and placed him on the operating table again.

"OW! Owww!"

"Scout don't play games with me. Stay down, or I will knock you out."

"Fineeeeee. Do your worst Doc."

Medic took a bone saw and stabbed Scout in the chest, cutting him open. Scout screamed in pain, but quickly stopped and lay down while Medgun healed him. They stayed quiet for a while before Scout broke the silence.

"So. You wanna hear a funny story of how i died and all?" Scout asked.

"Yea sure. I'd like to know what did you saw on the other side" Medic replied.

"Yeaaa. That wasn't creepy at alllll. Anyway, so you remember when we were attacked by the robots? One of them got lucky shoot in my side and I was dying. Like ughhhh i felt weak and all. This is when naked Sniper and Spy walked in. Spy was speechless for a moment, he probably couldn't believe I took out so many robots by myself and I bet he was 100% jealous. Anyway, I remember he was saying something but eh, i forgot what it was. And then! This is when something unexpected happened. Tom Jones himself showed up and he confirmed he is MY FATHER! Can you believe that?!"

"No, not really" Medic replied.

"But it's true! And he said he's proud of me and all! Amazing, so cool. After this everything went dark and I woke up in bright cloudy heaven! Soo cool!"

"At least you're going up" Medic mumbled.

"What?"

"Uh, nothing. You were saying that it was cloudy?"

"Oh yea! Full of clouds! I meet the big guy up there and he said I was a gift to the women! Ha! I knew it! So anyway I think they were doing some popcorn because I heard a crunch or something, later I don't remember, but I heard him saying a date or something- I don't know. But anyway, this is when I woke up and Spy was sooo pissed while Sniper smiled. But the best part is what I'm about to tell you, because.... it's... heartbreaking to me"

Scout took a deep breath, and Medic rased his eyebrow.

"Oh reallyyy? Vell go on zhen"

"So after we came back an all, I went to Tuefort where there was a free trip to Tom Jones house! When I saw this I was like 'F#CK YEA I'M COMIN'!'. It took a while but I finally got there, and this is when I found out that Tom Jones...was....dead..."

"Oh. That must have been quite a- shock"

"A big one, because I realized that since he was dead...and while I was dying....and there was only Sniper and Spy ...that means..."

"You finally found out? Vell that's good! I found out after I took the blood sample and tested it, this is when I found out that your father is-"

"Tome Jones showed up to me not in person, but as a ghost!" Scout replied with big smile on his face"

"I- was?-"

"It makes sense now! Since Spy and Sniper were together that means when Tom was dead, he came to me to confront me before he disappeared!"

"Oh yes yes, your father disappears a LOT" Medic joked while Scout was still rambling about it.

Soon Medic caught something that was causing Scout so much pain, he took it out and it was-

"Coo"

"Archimedes?" Medic said while holding his dove, covered in blood.

"What the- I had a bird in my chest?! Again?!"

"It looks like it. Archimedes. What did I told you. You can't do that."

"Coo coo" Archimedes replied.

"Do not sure such faul language on me! That's it, you're going to stay in your cage till the end of the procedure"

Medic put Archimedes in cage which was made out of metal and was shaped like a real rib cage.

"Brids" he shruged his shoulders and help Socut with his wound.

"It will take some time to, you can continue making noise. I won't mind anyway. While you talk, it makes me believe that you are alive "

Scout happly shook his head.

"Alright, I don't want to tell ya another longggg boring sotry so let's make this more fun! Alright so patient said to Doctor: I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.

And Doctor replied: Next time, take off the candles."

Scout giggled at his joke. Medic smirked and continued to heal his patient.

"Or this or this! Why did the doctor laugh at the X-ray? Because it was humerus." Scout laughed even harder, meanwhile Medic chuckled on his joke.

"I also have a joke. You go to a doctor for a complete checkup. You haven't been feeling well and you want to find out if you are ill. After the checkup, the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.

'I’m afraid I have some bad news. You’re dying and you don’t have much time' the doctor says."

"Oh. Uhhh- How long have I got" Scout asks.

“10…” Medic started.

"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.

“10..…9..…...8.....…7…....6...."

Scout widen his eyes as he stood up.

Medic started to laugh as hard as it was possible after seeing Scout's frightened face.

"Woo hohoho! You should have seen your face!"

"'Haha. Funny.... Whatever"

"Oh don't be like that. At least your chest is healed. Next time watch out for Archimedes, he is still stubborn to get inside your chest, again. No matter how."

"Uhhh, alright. Thanks doc!"

Scout walked out of the office, while Medic was cleaning his hands off of blood. It went surprisingly good, Medic had fun with Scout and he promised to himself that next time he'll tell him more doctor/patient jokes.

[Hope ya enjoyed it! Thank you for amazing ideas mein freund! Have a nice day/night!]

Answering your requests right now! I apologise for it taking so long💀

My second request: platonic medic x reader, medic showing reader how he does various operations on the injured mercs. Perhaps it ends with medic giving the reader a strange gift, like a box of fingers or a jar of molars lol... i also would rlly appreciate art for this!!

Unusual Medical care

Team Fortress 2 role-play:

>TF2 Medic x reader [platonic]

>slight gore and depictions of blood

You quickly ate breakfast and put on your uniform. You run out of your room, sprinting down the corridor. You walked past Engineer as he was pushing small cart with junk and metal scrap loaded on it.

"Howdy there partner! Where ya hoppin' so happly like a bunny in sunny day?" He asked, noticing your good mood.

"Hello Engi! Today is the day Medic will finally teach me his medical methods! He never had time, so I'm glad he managed to find at least one day for me.”

"Well, I'm glad you're excited. Good luck out there!"

You said your goodbyes to Engineer, and continued to walk down the hall. Soon you were standing in front of two large doors with a sign above them: Medic's Laboratory. You nervously fixed your tie and opened the door. You walked in and immediately noticed a lot of birds sitting nearby. They looked at you with slight curiosity as one of them sat on table next to you. Medic wasn't around, so you decided to wait for him. You saw bone saws lying on his desk, lots of unfinished papers, a bowl of bird seeds and eyeballs, niddles, and picture of him and Heavy. You noticed a chair and decided to sit down on it, but as you sat down you heard a noise coming from behind the small door where the Medic came out carrying a fresh pair of lungs.

"Ah! Zere you are!" he smiled when he noticed you.

"Hello!" You answered politely.

"Can you give me zhat blue box please?" You quickly handed him the blue box, placing the lungs he was holding inside.

"Thank you mein freund. So! You're here to learn how to effectively heal your teammates! The path you have choosen is difficult and unpredictable, so don't expect me to go easy on you" you nodded on his words.

"I will do my best!"

"Great! So! Let's start then shall we? What do you want to learn?"

You thought for a second before giving him an answer.

"Everything I need to know really. From simple healing to changing a kidney!"

At these words, Medic clapped his hands happily and started teaching you the basics. You learned quite quickly and listened to his words. While learning, you also meet all of his birds and develop a strong bond with Archimedes. You two were talking about use of ostrich lungs before loud call for...

"MEDICCC!!!"

It was Demoman. He rushed into the room, Scout in his arms.

"Doc ya gotta help! Ay think he's dying"

"What? Nooooo I'm fineee Demo. You can put me downnnn"

Medic hold Scout's face before turning his head to Demo.

"This doesn't look like ordinary poisoning. What happpend?" Demo put Scout on operating table, and you helped him lay down in comfortable position.

"Well Ya see doc, Scout was braggin' about how he can withstand drinkin' his BONK and all, so aye challenged him to drink all of the variants he's got at once. I said he is stupid, but he didn't listen, this is when i told him it was just ay joke, but he was too stubborn. Ay was tellin' he was bloddy crazy and that he shouldn't do it"

"And?"

"And that idiot actually did it."

Medic sighed while you were trying to put Scout's head down, and that wasn't easy since he was in the mood to talk.

"Ohhh yeaaaaaa i diddd itttt. And i wonnnn! Haaaahhaa and you didn't belive ME!"

"Alright, thank you Demo, we will take care of this"

When Demoman walked out, you looked at Medic a bit shocked.

"Did you said 'we' ?"

"Yes. Still, learning is better with practice, ja? Put your gloves and mask on"

You prepared yourself, putting your gloves and mask on, reeady to learn.

"Ha! You two look hilarious!" Scout giggled while he was holding your hand

"You haaaveeee red handssss"

"Scout let go of their hand, they'll need it to examine you" When Scout finally let your hand go Medic gave you small niddle.

"Alright, now we have to sting him at least three times, to get rid of poison from his vains. So, on three, you poke him in the left arm and I do the same in the right. Ready? Eins... zwei... drei!"

Both of you stung Scout with niddles. Scout started to move and speak faster which each sentence.

"Heywhatisgoingon?"

"Alright, second sting. Eins, zwei...drei!"

You sting him again, but this time Scout started to shake and scream wildly.

"Quickly! One more time! Eins- or forget it! Now!"

You both stung him one last time. As you took out the niddle, Scout fell onto the table. You tried so hard not to laugh at Scout's funny face expression. Soon Medic poked him in the cheek.

"Is he...dead?" You asked.

"No (unfortunately). He just needs to wake up"

You both stared at Scout for some time.

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...

...

"Or maybe he is dead"

On those words Scout suddenly woke up, taking a deep breath, before looking around.

"What?! Where I'm!?" Scout asked.

"Ah! Zere you are! Took you long enough"

"Oh! Right. Hey there" Scout winked at you and you winked back at him.

"It's so great you are here Scout! You know, my new student needs someone to train on and you are the perfect candidate!"

"What? Nu-uh, I won't fall for it like the last time doc! And no amount of threats will change my mind"

You exchanged glances with Medic, before you spoke to Scout.

"Um Scout, you don't really have a choice-" you started while trying to keep eye contact with him.

"What do you mean?" He asked.

You pointed to his stomach. There was a hole in there.

"Looks like when you combined all the BONK it kinda...mixed and burned through your organs"

Scout's squeezed the edge of the table as his eye twiched.

"But of course we won't make you stay here. No no, we understand if you don't want us to help you" Medic spoke in his sarcastic tone while holding evil grin on his face.

"MEDICCCCCCCC!!!!" Scout shouted on top of his lungs. Medic laughed at his reaction and tuned on his medigun that was hanging above the table.

"Now, get ready mein freund, we have a lot of work to do"

You both stared at your work. You began to remove the burnt organs and remains of BONK from his insides while the Medic put new organs inside. You were a little nervous because Scout was a bit critical of your work.

"Ya sure you're doin' it right? Hey watch it! I need that kidney you know!"

You started to feel more annoyed and unmotivated by him, causing you to make unintentional mistakes. Archimedes noticed this as he sat on your shoulder and stared, rubbing his head against your chin. Medic noticed it too, so he tried to comfort you.

"If you want I can knock him out and then we can start more accurate examination. I can teach you how to change his brain nerve sensation to make him run backwards!"

You giggled at this joke, Medic smiled at you and then at Scout.

"Wha- o-oh thank you but no. I'll just let you continue your work!”

After two hours Scout was fully healed and ready to go.

"Ay thanks doc. And thank you too"

You took off your mask and smiled at Scout.

"No problem just don't try anything like that again"

"I won't promiseeee!" On those words Scout sprinted out of the room. You took your gloves off.

"Ah another successful procedure. You made some mistakes, don't forget that, but maybe if we'll try again let's say, next week, then maybe we can correct them"

"Thank you Doc. I had a lot of fun today"

"Good to know. Ah! What a fool I'm! I didn't give you my gift!"

Medic went to his cabinet and took out a jar with a heart. He gave it to you with a big smile on his face. A little worried, you nodded, accepting the gift.

"Wow. Um, thank you. Who's heart is that?"

"It's a heart of the crocodile. It's special just like you! So keep it, you'll never know when you might need one!"

"Thank you!"

"Next time I'll give you human fingers! It's my doves favorite things to snack on. Speaking of... Have you seen Archimedes?"

You shook you head, but this is when you heard loud scream from Scout.

"MEDICCC!"

Well, looks like it's time for another operation.

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Look at that.

TF 7th comic made me cry of joy so bad I came back here to write fanfic about reader joining the family

So- anyone interested in more Reader who visited on Smissmas story expansion?

My idea: Since we have 7 years time skip and Scout talks to "us" as good friends oh his that stuck around... I think I can work with that. So, anyone here interested?

Edit:

I made it: Seat saved for you

Crush vibes with Red medic x masc reader? 🫶🙏 ><

Perhaps with art as well :>

Heart in the pocket

◇ TF2 Medic x Masculine Reader

[Artwork removed because it wasn't good enough sorry-]

"ATTAAAACK!!" Solider screamed as you and Scout runned ahead.

You were defending the bridge, shooting your enemies. You and Scout hold your positions, as Solider rocket jump on the roof. BLU Heavy shoot his bullets at you, but even injured you fighted with all your strength. Solider attacked them from behind and BAM! Bridge finally was clean from those BLU cowards. You and Scout started to go back inside, calling for...

"Doc! Come on man!" Scout shouted.

Medic runned up to you two, healing Socut first, then he keept his beem on you. He tillted his head while looking at you.

"You almost ended up respawning, good thing you are strong"

You smiled at this complement.

"So, are you ready to test übercharge?" You crossed your hands on your chest thinking. Medic gave you heart changing surgery 2 days ago, but you never had a chance to use über. You seen how Medic used it on Heavy, Solider and Demoman, and it was something you've never seen something so dangerous and special just like man that had the idea on this device in the first place.

"Doctor are you sure? I have never been under this effect. What if I mess this up?" you said. Medic on those words giggled before putting hand on your shoulder.

"Don't be ridiculous. Besides I'll be zhere right behind you. Hoho I can't wait for you too try it. For now go back to respawn room and make sure you will be ready. In zhe meantime I need to heal others to prepar one for you. Oh this is so exciting!"

Medic went outside, and started to heal Solider and Pyro, you in the meantime went back to the respawn to make sure you have everything ready. You passed beside sentry gun gretting Engineer, before walking inside respawn room, and getting things you needed from the locker. This is when Demoman spawned. He run up to you shaking you by your shoulders.

"Ay! Get to the battlefield! Medic is in their base alone. His über is ready, but I died to the sentry. Ya aye faster than me! Go through the sewers"

You quickly run out, jumping down from the balcony, then into the water, before runing into the sewers. This is where Medic was, you jumped in front of him, protecting him from Scout's bullets.

"Doctor now!" you shouted.

This is when Medic used his über on you and that... was one of the best things you have ever experienced!Your skin was hard like metal, you felt how your blood started to boil and you laughed before launching at the enemy Scout, that quickly was shoot down by you. You run up getting into BLU's base noticing Engineer's and his level three sentry shoot at you, but you didn't feel anything. Was an amazing feeling! You used your weapons and you quickly took care of the nest killing enemy Engineer, Demoman and Spy.

When effect was over you and Medic ran outside laughing.

"That was AMAZING!" You said while trying to catch a breath.

"Ah yez it sure was an interesting experience. Seeing you with such wide smile while you punched zhat Spy right in the face was truly worth it!" Medic laughed, you looked at his face, seeing him smiling under the deems of sun made you drift away in your thoughts. You stood there looking at him for a while, before he looked back at you.

"Iz my face zhat interesting?" He asked.

You turned around a bit embarrassed. He smiled and rased his eyebrow.

"I don't hear you deeennyiingggg~" Medic teased before walking away with big smirk on his face.

"I- I just-" you started but you didn't knew how to explain it.

"Ah it's alright mein freund. Let's go back, I bet others needs my assistance"

You noded. Medic kept his beem on you, following you steps, as you sprinted back to the backlines.

Match ended with you, Heavy and Medic beeing one of the most dangerous mercs on the battlefield. You and Medic were unstoppable, as you were his main healing priority today. After match ended Medic asked if you could meet him in his laboratory, which you did.

"Ah hello! I'm glad you came!" He greeted you with big smile on his face.

"Come on in! I prepared everything for your examination. Or more likely a checkup"

You sat down on the operating table while Medic was speaking.

"Checkup? Why?"

Medic brought his stethoscope and lighter, putting them on table next to you.

"Well, you had your über used on you for the first time. I need to check if everything went alright. Everyone were complaining about chest pain after using über for the first time. Yes that is completely true, so I wanted to makes sure nothing like that will or is happening to you, just to be sure."

You were feeling fine actually, but Medic is- uh- was the doctor here so you listened to him.

"Alright take your shirt off please, i need to check your heartbeat. It's fine if you need to keep something under in I just want to see if it beats as it should"

You took your shirt off, showing to Medic your chest. He press his stethoscope on your chest, cheerfully listening to your heartbeat, that was getting faster with each second he was closer to you.

"Big and strong. Good good..."

Then he took flashing and gently hold your chin up.

"Let me see those beautiful eyes, bitte"

You blushed when Medic rubbed your cheek with his thumb, he smirked while he was checking your eyes.

"Would you look at that. What made you change your color all of the sudden? Trying to fit into team color scheme even more?"

Medic chuckld as you put your shirt back on. Later Medic tested your strength, eyes and other übercharges on you before writing everything down.

"Now zhe last zhing! Archimedes!"

Archimedes fly up to Medic, with red flower in his beek. Medic took it and pinned it to your uniform.

"How is this conneced to heart checkup?" You asked.

"Haha! I doesn't connect at all! I simply just thought this flower suits you!" He said while fixing your uniform. You couldn't help but cover your face with your hand, just to hide how much red you are.

"And all done! You are completely fine. Tho I suggest you should drink a lot of water"

"Thank you. Is it all?"

"Tehnicly yes! Thank you for coming liebe. I really enjoyed spending time with you!"

You smiled at Medic before walking out. You went to the common room where Sniper and Scout sat together. They noticed your good mood and flower on your uniform.

"Oi were ya been?" Sniper asked.

"Oh I was just with the Medic. You know, for checkup after using an übercharge for the firsy time. He told me that all of you felt pain so he just needed to make sure if it wasn't anything serious"

Scout and Sniper looked at each other before looking back at you.

"But you know that Medic never checked us after the first use of the über right? None of us complained, everything was completely fine" Socut explained.

"Huh?"

"Yea. I mean he wanted to cut me open, but besides that we didn't have any check-ups"

"But- why- what?" You sat there confused and a bit embarrassed when Scout smirked.

"Sooooo, that flower was a part of the checkup too?~"

"SCOUT!"

Scout and Sniper couldn't help but make jokes after seeing you beeing flustered. But all you could think of was Medic, and how he tricked you...just to spend time with you? All you could do is to blush and look at flower that was a small, but sweet gift just from him

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LETS TALK BATTLE STRATEGIES

scout: left flanker. his sole job is to occupy the spy whenever he catches him, and to never let up unless he is dead. this was a lot harder in the beginning. scout has since learned many of spy's dirty tricks to more effectively use them against the man. it is now a rare day that the red spy can just absolutely demolish scout, unless he is simply having a horrible day. their deaths are normally equal to each other, but when they aren't the "winner" will hold it over the other's head come the end of day.

soldier: roamer. a career opportunist, he will annihilate anything that is even remotely out of position with little care as to who it is. that is, when he's actually doing his job on the field. i digress. uses the freedom he has in his position on the field to go where he is most needed via rocket jump. the red team simply cannot afford to not look up if the soldier is on the field or they will die to him more than they want to admit. sometimes he will place himself on the front lines, but not for long. just long enough to take out the biggest threat.

pyro: permanently on the front lines. pyro will never leave the point, the payload, or whoever's carrying intel. they will stay exactly there and do everything they can to defend the team's standing until the time runs out. will only use the phlog if they know the doctor will be spread thin, otherwise they are a savant with the air blast and usually can't risk the team's success running a different flamethrower. normally, because pyro situates themselves on the front lines, the doctor is generous with the medigun for them, but pyro is always operating with the knowledge that the doctor will leave them to die if it gets too choppy on the front lines.

demo: demo will follow one of the two flankers as backup. he prefers to follow scout, because scout makes lovely bait to take out a solid chunk of the red team with. and it's like they forget this little trick every time they pull it. demo also enjoys tossing the bostonian a bomb or two to hit with his bat. he forgets how accurate the kid is with spheres. it's quite humorous in the moment, but the humor of it will pull him out of his focus and generally get him killed. but they won't get him again that way, because that's when he will go back spy up. and his only job for spy is to cause as big of a distraction as possible so spy can slip behind them and start racking up the bodies.

heavy: it is rare that you will find heavy not on the front lines, usually directly behind pyro and the doctor. as long as they are not having to concern themselves with intel, this trio's job is to stay directly on the point or directly beside the payload and push it as absolutely far as they can before they die. but, when he does die, and is having to make the grueling trip back to the point or the payload, if engineer didn't already move the teleporter in a more convenient location, then he will absolutely take out anyone on the enemy team who's getting a little too brave and a little too close to their spawn room. targets the red medic because he thinks it’s funny.

engineer: dell will never say he is an aggressive fighter, because that would make him a big fat liar. he will always be solidly located on the backlines, surrounded by his machines. and the spy hardly makes it that far back anymore to give him any real grief. however, the moment he gets too big for his britches that red spy is entirely too good at catching him off guard, and he ends up having to start from square one far too late into the round. he has learned that he will probably never be what the red team calls his counterpart-- a "battle engineer". frankly, he doesn't want to be, either.

medic: the doctor will always be sandwiched between his power classes, keeping them both alive for as long as possible, but not without getting his own damage in. takes damage output seriously when it comes to his quota. uses his patients’ bodies as cover to fire his own shots. confident in his melee ability, and cocky about his finesse. this does usually lead to him overestimating his own ability and getting caught where he shouldn’t be; and his team is never happy to have to get him out of dodge. the sheepish grin he offers is grating when he’s caught not doing his job.

sniper: there is not much variation in his job. he goes somewhere, preferably out of plain sight, he shoots the rifle, he tries not to die to the spook or a stray shot; and he takes out the enemy sniper when he’s becoming a nuisance to the team. all of these things been a lot easier since scout was put on spy duty, so now he feels like he can do what he’s meant to do— shoot moving targets from far away. and he’s never sure how this happens, but somehow he can and will attract half of his team to his exact location. it brings a lot of chaos to his immediate vicinity and he can’t focus, so he moves. and they follow. eventually he gives up.

spy: right flanker, but he will take an opportunity to sew chaos in the heat of the firefight. never stays in the heat of battle long, particularly when it comes to grabbing intelligence, which is where he feels his skills shine, but if he’s slipping by and a member of the red team isn’t paying attention… yeah he’ll get a quick backstab. grab a headshot where he can, let the team deal with the fallout as he continues to move. targets the red medic because he hates him. the doctor doesn’t leave the battlefield with his head attached very often if he’s a number on spy’s quota.

My second request: platonic medic x reader, medic showing reader how he does various operations on the injured mercs. Perhaps it ends with medic giving the reader a strange gift, like a box of fingers or a jar of molars lol... i also would rlly appreciate art for this!!

Unusual Medical care

◇ TF2 Medic x reader [platonic]

◇ slight gore and depictions of blood

You quickly ate breakfast and put on your uniform. You run out of your room, sprinting down the corridor. You walked past Engineer as he was pushing small cart with junk and metal scrap loaded on it.

"Howdy there partner! Where ya hoppin' so happly like a bunny in sunny day?" He asked, noticing your good mood.

"Hello Engi! Today is the day Medic will finally teach me his medical methods! He never had time, so I'm glad he managed to find at least one day for me.”

"Well, I'm glad you're excited. Good luck out there!"

You said your goodbyes to Engineer, and continued to walk down the hall. Soon you were standing in front of two large doors with a sign above them: Medic's Laboratory. You nervously fixed your tie and opened the door. You walked in and immediately noticed a lot of birds sitting nearby. They looked at you with slight curiosity as one of them sat on table next to you. Medic wasn't around, so you decided to wait for him. You saw bone saws lying on his desk, lots of unfinished papers, a bowl of bird seeds and eyeballs, niddles, and picture of him and Heavy. You noticed a chair and decided to sit down on it, but as you sat down you heard a noise coming from behind the small door where the Medic came out carrying a fresh pair of lungs.

"Ah! Zere you are!" he smiled when he noticed you.

"Hello!" You answered politely.

"Can you give me zhat blue box please?" You quickly handed him the blue box, placing the lungs he was holding inside.

"Thank you mein freund. So! You're here to learn how to effectively heal your teammates! The path you have choosen is difficult and unpredictable, so don't expect me to go easy on you" you nodded on his words.

"I will do my best!"

"Great! So! Let's start then shall we? What do you want to learn?"

You thought for a second before giving him an answer.

"Everything I need to know really. From simple healing to changing a kidney!"

At these words, Medic clapped his hands happily and started teaching you the basics. You learned quite quickly and listened to his words. While learning, you also meet all of his birds and develop a strong bond with Archimedes. You two were talking about use of ostrich lungs before loud call for...

"MEDICCC!!!"

It was Demoman. He rushed into the room, Scout in his arms.

"Doc ya gotta help! Ay think he's dying"

"What? Nooooo I'm fineee Demo. You can put me downnnn"

Medic hold Scout's face before turning his head to Demo.

"This doesn't look like ordinary poisoning. What happpend?" Demo put Scout on operating table, and you helped him lay down in comfortable position.

"Well Ya see doc, Scout was braggin' about how he can withstand drinkin' his BONK and all, so aye challenged him to drink all of the variants he's got at once. I said he is stupid, but he didn't listen, this is when i told him it was just ay joke, but he was too stubborn. Ay was tellin' he was bloddy crazy and that he shouldn't do it"

"And?"

"And that idiot actually did it."

Medic sighed while you were trying to put Scout's head down, and that wasn't easy since he was in the mood to talk.

"Ohhh yeaaaaaa i diddd itttt. And i wonnnn! Haaaahhaa and you didn't belive ME!"

"Alright, thank you Demo, we will take care of this"

When Demoman walked out, you looked at Medic a bit shocked.

"Did you said 'we' ?"

"Yes. Still, learning is better with practice, ja? Put your gloves and mask on"

You prepared yourself, putting your gloves and mask on, reeady to learn.

"Ha! You two look hilarious!" Scout giggled while he was holding your hand

"You haaaveeee red handssss"

"Scout let go of their hand, they'll need it to examine you" When Scout finally let your hand go Medic gave you small niddle.

"Alright, now we have to sting him at least three times, to get rid of poison from his vains. So, on three, you poke him in the left arm and I do the same in the right. Ready? Eins... zwei... drei!"

Both of you stung Scout with niddles. Scout started to move and speak faster which each sentence.

"Heywhatisgoingon?"

"Alright, second sting. Eins, zwei...drei!"

You sting him again, but this time Scout started to shake and scream wildly.

"Quickly! One more time! Eins- or forget it! Now!"

You both stung him one last time. As you took out the niddle, Scout fell onto the table. You tried so hard not to laugh at Scout's funny face expression. Soon Medic poked him in the cheek.

"Is he...dead?" You asked.

"No (unfortunately). He just needs to wake up"

You both stared at Scout for some time.

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...

...

"Or maybe he is dead"

On those words Scout suddenly woke up, taking a deep breath, before looking around.

"What?! Where I'm!?" Scout asked.

"Ah! Zere you are! Took you long enough"

"Oh! Right. Hey there" Scout winked at you and you winked back at him.

"It's so great you are here Scout! You know, my new student needs someone to train on and you are the perfect candidate!"

"What? Nu-uh, I won't fall for it like the last time doc! And no amount of threats will change my mind"

You exchanged glances with Medic, before you spoke to Scout.

"Um Scout, you don't really have a choice-" you started while trying to keep eye contact with him.

"What do you mean?" He asked.

You pointed to his stomach. There was a hole in there.

"Looks like when you combined all the BONK it kinda...mixed and burned through your organs"

Scout's squeezed the edge of the table as his eye twiched.

"But of course we won't make you stay here. No no, we understand if you don't want us to help you" Medic spoke in his sarcastic tone while holding evil grin on his face.

"MEDICCCCCCCC!!!!" Scout shouted on top of his lungs. Medic laughed at his reaction and tuned on his medigun that was hanging above the table.

"Now, get ready mein freund, we have a lot of work to do"

You both stared at your work. You began to remove the burnt organs and remains of BONK from his insides while the Medic put new organs inside. You were a little nervous because Scout was a bit critical of your work.

"Ya sure you're doin' it right? Hey watch it! I need that kidney you know!"

You started to feel more annoyed and unmotivated by him, causing you to make unintentional mistakes. Archimedes noticed this as he sat on your shoulder and stared, rubbing his head against your chin. Medic noticed it too, so he tried to comfort you.

"If you want I can knock him out and then we can start more accurate examination. I can teach you how to change his brain nerve sensation to make him run backwards!"

You giggled at this joke, Medic smiled at you and then at Scout.

"Wha- o-oh thank you but no. I'll just let you continue your work!”

After two hours Scout was fully healed and ready to go.

"Ay thanks doc. And thank you too"

You took off your mask and smiled at Scout.

"No problem just don't try anything like that again"

"I won't promiseeee!" On those words Scout sprinted out of the room. You took your gloves off.

"Ah another successful procedure. You made some mistakes, don't forget that, but maybe if we'll try again let's say, next week, then maybe we can correct them"

"Thank you Doc. I had a lot of fun today"

"Good to know. Ah! What a fool I'm! I didn't give you my gift!"

Medic went to his cabinet and took out a jar with a heart. He gave it to you with a big smile on his face. A little worried, you nodded, accepting the gift.

"Wow. Um, thank you. Who's heart is that?"

"It's a heart of the crocodile. It's special just like you! So keep it, you'll never know when you might need one!"

"Thank you!"

"Next time I'll give you human fingers! It's my doves favorite things to snack on. Speaking of... Have you seen Archimedes?"

You shook you head, but this is when you heard loud scream from Scout.

"MEDICCC!"

Well, looks like it's time for another operation.

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