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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

Yeah the World Cup is excited but nothing beats the truest sports tournament

I had a vision

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

im proposing we replace rush hour with either fish hour or russian hour

i will not be taking questions at this time

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

this isn’t autism, but when I get stressed about people not emailing me back in a timely manner, I go and make a chart of their past email response times, find the average, plot the average on my calendar, and then wait for that date to be stressed

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

as much as i enjoy lizzie and jimmy dying together in the bambunker as a team, i do wish she got into the top 2 so she could have an epic showdown with joel. i want to know how — if — he would’ve killed his [wait just a second! you can’t just write off lizzie as joel’s wife! that would be reducing her to how she relates to a man, a common misogynistic trope in fandom spaces! think of something else to say!] owner. [okay i think you sav– wait a minute! would this also not fall into the trope of a female character being “in charge” of a male one, erasing all other aspects of her identity? quick, fix it!] the bdsm kind. [good. now say something that everyone will love] jimmy cucked joel

f/m shippings are great, heterosexuals just have the most awful taste in heterosexual relationships. why can’t you all be normal and instead of shipping edgy manchild x soon to be house wife, why don’t you ship that has whatever Adam and Morticia from the Adams family has.

If you're in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline (1-877-447-4487) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

How do you know if you love someone?

Please zoom in guys 🙏😭 I put way too much details for them to go unnoticed

not into rpf but if it were me as the content creator I’d be feeding into it honestly Probably. It’d be funny. Let me sit on your Lap for content bro

bitches think they pelican but they ain't even bird

Please spread my spore

thinking about that toni morrison quote that went to the effect of ‘you’re looking in your children’s face to make sure their face is clean and their hair is combed and they’re looking in your face to see love.’ because it’s saur true.

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Oooooooold mlp stuff

COMMUNISM!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

me and the other tgirls at the party

i don't even know what to call this one, it came to me in a dream