Please Enjoy My Offering To My Friend Group This Stab-aversary

And this is why Social Darwinism is a thing

Mario Movie 2 subplot? 👀

Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection

I think I can sum up the issue with Grover's scenes this episode in one word; padding. And I mean genuine padding. That whole thing with Augustus was just a bunch of irrelevant stuff that wasted time in an already crammed episode. It's a pretty weird thing with this show that it seems to flip floop between rushing through plot points without giving the audience time to settle in and dragging out pretty minor stuff for the sake of unneeded exposition or comic relief.

I 100% agree with you

MY JEANS TORE RIGHT BELOW THE CROTCH MID-MARCHING BAND GIG. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

Now I have to go home and change jeans with the knowledge that I considered wearing my brand new jeans today before ultimately deciding not to because my old ones would be fine.

Roger that 🫡

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

My favorite recent conspiracy theory has been "The Russian invasion of Ukraine is a ploy so Russia can finally join NATO"

AO3 down? Right as I’m getting into a fic? No, no, no, you can’t do this to me. Not now.

This is all my fault