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161 CALS FOR THE WHOLE PLATE <3

ok y’all are not gonna believe me but istg this is good lmao. i got it from tiktok but arranged it a little. it’s great for people who don’t have stevia or any 0 calorie sugar too, i know that it can be very expensive so here’s a recipe that doesn’t need any !

ingredients :

(brownies)

- 27g flour (96)

- 21g cocoa powder (48)

- pinch of salt + 1/4 tsp baking powder (0)

- 100g diet soda (0) ik that sounds extremely unappealing but trust me it’s still very good 💀 if you WANT to add some powdered sweetener tho, it’s 120g of soda (for 45g of sweetener)

(toppings)

- 1 tbs cocoa powder (12)

- 2g maple syrup (5)

- the quickest splash of unsweetened almond milk/water (0)

directions : mix the dry ingredients, then add in the diet soda, then you can either bake it in a preheated oven at 400F/200C or (impatient as i am) in the microwave for 2min30, it’ll come out very slimy tho, idk if you can see it in the pic. then mix and pour the chocolate glaze on top et voilà !

more recipes to come soon 💋🩰

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