I Know This Is Going To Make Me Sound Pretensions But I Have To Get It Off My Chest. I Feel An Unimaginable

tumblr girlies we gotta take a hint from twitter users on this one due to the Joy Of Pressing Button even if you Dont Know What The Poll Is Talking About you gotta put in an extra option on your polls that is just "see results" or "i want to press a button"

real

stop pathologizing everything oh my goddddd

wish list for people who don’t want anything

aka possessions which are just possessions, but which have noticeably improved my quality of life: for when people ask you “what do you want for your birthday/Christmas/graduation” and you instantly transform into St Francis and pledge fealty to Lady Poverty because your mind went blank

nice. new. sheets. I cannot emphasize this one enough. if you’re still using the same sheets you had in college, you should probably get new ones. get yourself some 100% bamboo rayon sheets—they’re silky and perfect for summer and great for sensitive skin! or, if you’re cold all the time, flannel sheets!

kitchen knives. or even just one really good kitchen knife.

new curtains—blackout if you are a creature of the night like I am

fleece lined anything, but especially sweatpants and hoodies. wool lined socks are also good. if you don’t have the option of coming home after work and putting on an entire outfit that is loose and fuzzy, you should change that, because you deserve that option.

cookie sheets with a layer of air between the top and the bottom. the bottoms of your cookies will never burn again.

kitchen scale!!! no more leveling off flour with a knife and getting it all over the table!! now all your measuring is just shoveling stuff in and out of bowls like you’re at the beach. baking is both more accurate and also way more fun.

coffee bean grinder. if you want to upgrade your coffee experience, this is a great one-time purchase. just-ground beans have a much better flavor than pre-ground.

CDs!! ask for a gift card and expand your physical music collection! or a collection of the DVDs for your favorite show!

Maddie Nears and Simon Elroy

School Spirits 1x08

friend was lamenting the lack of girls in the shonen she was watching so I had some advice for her

I would like to bring attention to the new “Liked by” feature that is at the moment flying under the radar while everyone freaks out about Tumblr Live. Basically, everyone knows what posts you liked, and they randomly appear on followers’ dashboards. This will inevitably lead to drama and bloodshed I just know it

Hmmm in your dashboard preferences do you have “Include stuff in your orbit” and “Include "Based On Your Likes!"” switched to off? If not, turn them off and restart your app/refresh your dash. If that doesn’t fix it let me know.

Add PluralKit to your goddamn servers. There is no fucking excuse. I'm so tired of asking and being told no for bullshit reasons. You're a moderator. Moderate your goddamn server.

Do not deny accessibility options for people just because someone might abuse it.

I have never seen someone actually misuse PluralKit or TupperBox for nefarious purposes. The only instance it's been misused in our recollection is when it was used to roleplay, to which we asked them to stop and they did.

Just admit you're fucking ableist and move on. I actually hate you. If you don't add PluralKit when asked, I genuinely hate you

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ratties in the rain

a dtyis for thebeanbaguette on instagram !